The Strokes - First Impressions Of Earth - Reviewed

Dannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

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Monday 26th December 05, 10.36 pm

Alreet nutbars. Hope you had / are having a grande olde Christmas, innit YEH.

Had a great one 'ere. Saw a lot of great mates Christmas Eve during our annual jolly-up, and actually managed to pull off a bit of a cheeky all-dayer, which kicked off with a handful of us at 12 and quickly multiplied as ze day ( and rather predictably ) ze night ensued. Really good chuckle, and cheers to everyone who came out. HOO-RAH 4 DRINKINGNGNINGE!"£

Christmas Day & today have been basically drinking with family in front of ze telly, and eating meself to Russell Grant levels. Again, spiffing stuff indeedy.

A few choice shots from me moby to document Christmas Eve can be viewed / saved for monging / forwarded to Fugly.org, 'ere.

And finally, gotta get this in, on that very night, me best mate Wayne asked me to be one of his two best men for his forthcoming wedding. Touched? I felt molested.

Seriously, it really means a lot to me, and i can't wait to join forces with the evil Mr Clarke and do both Tash & Wayne proud on the day. Cheers to ze both of you. But seriously, i meant that bit about making me a fucking Godfather too, alreet.

Right that's it for the now, enjoy ze rest of the holidays, you dirters.

Love yaaaaaas! x

Dannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

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Sunday 18th December 05, 9.11 pm

Christmas is coming, and Franklin's getting fat.

Oh, he already is. Fuck's sake.

Ok, here's TV n Film, then:

( In no real order, except both NO.1 placings, as per )

Top Ten TV:

1. Peep Show

2. The Apprentice

3. High Spirits with Shirley Ghostman

4. Ideal

5. Curb Your Enthusiasm

6. Nathan Barley

7. Lost

8. Shameless

9. Dragon's Den

10. Teachers

Top Ten Films:

1. Sideways

2. Batman Begins

3. The Machinist

4. Wolf Creek

5. A History Of Violence

6. War Of The Worlds

7. Land Of The Dead

8. Charlie & The Chocolate Factory

9. Million-Dollar Baby

10. The 40 Year-Old Virgin

A big-bastard review of the year in the next posting, kiddas. Hurraaaah!"£

Dannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

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Friday 2nd December 05, 5.42 pm

So it's that time of ze year again when every cunto under the sun starts compiling lists to show every other cunto ( and possibly themselves ) exactly what they enjoyed over the course of the past year.

The Buffet wouldn't be that predictable, would it? Of course it fucking would!

Musak today, films n TV n other gubbins in the next posting.

( In no real order, apart from both NO.1 placings, innit YEH OK YEH OK YEH. )

Top Ten Singles:

1. The White Stripes - My Doorbell

2. The Raveonettes - Ode To L.A.

3. The Others - William

4. Babyshambles - Fuck Forever

5. Royksopp - Only This Moment

6. Kanye West - Diamonds ( Sierra Leone )

7. Oasis - The Importance Of Being Idle

8. Franz Ferdinand - Do You Wanna?

9. The Mitchell Brothers - Alone With The T.V.

10. Amerie - 1 Thing

Top Ten Albums:

1. Franz Ferdinand - You Could Have It So Much Better

2. Oasis - Don't Believe The Truth

3. My Computer - No CV

4. The Mitchell Brothers - A Breath Of Fresh Attire

5. Bloc Party - Silent Alarm

6. Vitalic - OK Cowboy

7. The White Stripes - Get Behind Me Satan

8. Doves - Some Cities

9. The Magic Numbers - The Magic Numbers

10. Supergrass - Road To Rouen

Disagree?! SUCK MOI CHEESY DADGE!"£

Dannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

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Sunday 27th November 05, 8.45 pm

" Butterkist, Butterkist, rar rar rar "

So yesterday me mate Dean & I indulged in a bit of an all-dayer. Well, a half-dayer. Got pretty mangoed, and had a great laugh. Hadn't seen each other for a while, so it was a class way to spend an arvo.

In other news, Friday's Peep Show was hilarity itself, and strangely reminded me of me ol mate Matt Clarkey, as he enjoys sitting around in his pants too. Especially when his sister's mates come round. Pervy? HE'S A HIGHLY RESPECTABLE YOUNG MAN, I'LL AVE U KNO. Anyway, Peep Show > shitty Extras, YOU KNOWZ IT!"£

Other TV Gold from the past week includes the funny as fuck I'm A Celebrity ..., and the strangely enjoyable Dragon's Den. Is it wrong to fancy the ginger bint off that? If so, then who the fuck wants to be right?

TV Shite: The past-it, charmless drivel of Little Britain, & the Grant-less, piss-awful Eastenders. Time to switch off both, i thinky.

In terms of televisual downloads, i've been working me way through the classic Time Gentlemen Please & the hugely entertaining & sweary Hell's Kitchen ( series uno, obviously. I'm not into S&M, kiddas ). I know i don't say it too often, but i fucking love you, UKNova, you ikkle slut you.

Today i've been sitting around ( in my pants, yes ) and whopping a few tunes on. Proper into the LastFM " radio " player at ze moment. Found a shitload of class tunes this week. If you haven't tried it yet, i highly recommedy it. From the bottom of me pencil-case. Seriously, nab it, it's immense.

Sad news about Georgey Best. He'd been seen drinking round ere a lot recently, some of the time on his own, which leaves quite a depressing image. Me & me family saw him at someone's testimonial a few years back. He played, but obviously was really out of shape & not very good. Plus me Mum saw him " looking lonely & scared " at a train-station aboot a year ago, and said hello to him. Apparently he looked at her as if she was a mad woman. He was right.

RIP, Besty. Oh, and to the lovely little man that played Mr Miyagi in Karate Kid. Shit week eh?

Dannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

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Friday 25th November 05, 6.45 pm

Alreet peoples?

Sorry for complete lack of updates lately, had problems uploading amongst other shite, but from now on business is as they sometimes say " resumed ".

As you can see, the " journal of a tit " bit will now be on the main-page, and will be updated whenever there's owt to mention. OOO, AIN'T IT EXCITIN?!"

Gonna add loads of stuff over the next few days/weeks/decades, so for the moment most of the linkys on the left might not be working. I know man, i blame the ethnic-minorities too.

Dannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

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