Been skiing, guys. LOL.

I know, i'm skinny! Been on a bread n pitta diet, LOL.

I hope there's not a bull about now, LOL.

You see i'm dressed up as Father Christmas ( Santa Claus is SOOOO yanky LMOA ), as it's the Laptop Club fancy-dress partay tonight guys.

Wouldn't want a horn up my bum LOL.

One from my CHAOTIC summer. LOL!

The one on my left ended up being a man. Ruined my night actually, guys.

Had a CRAZY WILD summer LOL

This one had a fanny, btw.

Sent in by a reader, guys.

Utter scum.

Another mock-up.

I made it though this time guys, as i love The Flight Of The Navigator! LOL

What a mad neet it was, GUYS. LOL!

The morning after the Laptop Club fancy-dress partay. Felt rougher than a pot, guys!

One for Jake, an abusive monkey from Iowa LOL.

Sorry guys, even i fold to peer-pressure sometimes you know! LOL.

Yeah, getting real trim, Jim LOL

One from my younger days. Was good friends with the other kid. Well, up until we started speaking. Haven't seen him since. Strange child. LOL.

I'm currently appearing in the Mothercare-sponsored Hawthorn Church production of Grease, as Danny Zukko's 3rd most-important mate.

I get to dance centre-stage at the 22.34 minute mark, in case any of you guys wanna come catch the show. I really shake my tushy LMOA

Hard work, guys. LOL!

Rawkin' with the guys!

Love Coke, sillys! LOL

I don't think Mother read my Xmas list this year, guys.